Goldfarmer!

Goldfarmer! He’s the dwarf, the dwarf with the Midas touch.
A farmer’s touch.
Such a cold farmer.
Beckons you, to enter his web of sin.
But don’t type your details in!

Golden words he will paw in your ear:
“GET UR CHEAP GOLD, JUST CLICK HERE”
For a gold buyer knows when he’s sold him,
it’s the gold of death, from mister
Goldfarmer!

Gold buyer beware, his stash of gold.
That stash is cold!
He steals all your gold.
Steals gold.
He steals gold.
Only gold!

Happy friday. Go watch the old 007 movies 😉


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  1. Dawnskinner

    *chuckles*

  2. Ghostsword, Ayatollah of Kaja-Kola

    wait a second…. he is called B07?

  3. Cromdale

    I managed to reach the end without laughing.
    Then I got to the song.

    Thankyou. You’ve cheered me up today 🙂

  4. Blinky

    this is amazing. love the old bond movies

    P.S. HEES CHAHRGIN HIS LAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

  5. :p

    hehe, more of these would be funny! :p
    damn… i hate goldspammers….and goldfarmers…. lifeless chinese bastards…

    (i do not mean to insult anyone but the goldfarmers and spammers)

  6. Worgadin

    nice1

  7. Hrist

    Nice one.

    I guess the moral of the story is: never turn your back on a paladin. 😛

  8. Elesmera

    That song at the end was amazing, all that in 4 days! 😉
    As for Bond being a paladin.. i guess it makes sense, considering bond never dies. *grumbles about paladin self healing*

    In which case, Q is obviously the engineering trainer, so when will we see Layzar watches implimeed ?

  9. ARENA INSIDE

    @Elesmera: on monday perhaps 😛

  10. looloo

    WOOT! i like james bond

  11. looloo

    and also the ending of the song actually goes saying: only GOOOOOOLD

  12. HI!

    I love the old James Bond movies. Are there going to be more Bubble 0 7 in the comic or is a one off?

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