Goldfarmer! He’s the dwarf, the dwarf with the Midas touch.
A farmer’s touch.
Such a cold farmer.
Beckons you, to enter his web of sin.
But don’t type your details in!
Golden words he will paw in your ear:
“GET UR CHEAP GOLD, JUST CLICK HERE”
For a gold buyer knows when he’s sold him,
it’s the gold of death, from mister
Gold buyer beware, his stash of gold.
That stash is cold!
He steals all your gold.
He steals gold.
Happy friday. Go watch the old 007 movies