Unfortunately, most of the above actually happened. I recently dug out the screenshots, that I thought I had lost, then found, then lost and reclaimed again. It happened in TBC, nonetheless, when you were actually able to triumph in just tuxedos. Yes, beer may have been involved both during the matches and the above chat. Names are blurred out due to promises. The reason you see orcs in tuxedos, is due to awesome nature of the race-altering beer goggles.
I’m sorry for the slow updates, that’s due to Project Secrecy and work and my mind going occasionally blank when I think of WoW.